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講笑話逗女友開心 自己大笑下巴脫臼

 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:56 pm    Post subject: 講笑話逗女友開心 自己大笑下巴脫臼 Reply with quote

武漢一名孔姓男子為了逗女友開心,在火車上拼命講笑話,不料女友還沒笑,他自己卻不停大笑,結果導致下巴脫臼。本來該班列車中途不停站,為了救治孔男,列車長緊急與鐵路局聯繫,破例在中途停靠一分鐘,讓孔男及時送醫。

《武漢晚報》報導,10月28日下午2點多,一列T277次列車從武昌站啟動,20分鐘後,鐵路警察忽然獲報,指有旅客出了事,員警趕到第11列車廂,看到一名男子嘴巴張得奇大,痛苦的用兩手托著下巴,渾身抖個不停,一旁一位年輕女子緊摟著他。

經過詢問,原來該名男子姓孔,今年30歲,要與女友一同回南昌,結果上車前兩人發生爭吵,他為了逗女友開心,在疾馳的列車上不斷講笑話,沒想到女友卻繃著臉忍笑。孔男看到女友表情怪異,被逗得哈哈大笑,這時下巴卻脫臼了。

據了解,孔男與女友所搭乘是從武昌直達南昌的列車,中途不停站,但事出緊急,為了不擔誤孔男就醫時間,列車長得知後與武漢鐵路局聯繫。3點05分,列車破例臨時停靠黃石站一分鐘,車站人員趕緊將孔男送醫救治。

http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/091103/17/1u70b.html
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

下巴脫臼能挽回女友~他也算值得了啦~
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

所以不能笑的太誇張
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