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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:43 pm    Post subject: 冏冏辭 (原著:木蘭辭) Reply with quote

冏冏辭 (原著:木蘭辭)

囧囧復囧囧,囧囧當腦殘,

不聞囧囧聲,惟聞囧歎息。

問囧何所思?問囧何所憶?

囧亦無所思,囧亦無所憶。

昨夜見腡帖,腡腡大點兵;

腡書十二卷,卷卷有崮名。

阿崮無大冏,囧囧無冏冏,

願為市鞍騧,從此替崮征。


東市買騧騧,西市買鞍韉,

南市買轡頭,北市買長鞭。

旦辭崮莔去,暮宿囧河邊,

不聞崮莔喚冏聲,但聞囧河流水聲囧囧。

旦辭囧河去,暮宿囧山頭,

不聞崮莔喚冏聲,但聞囧山囧騎聲囧囧。


萬里赴戎機,囧山度若囧,

囧氣傳金囧,囧光照囧衣。

腡腡百戰死,囧士十年歸。

歸來見崮崮,崮崮坐明堂,

策囧十二囧,賞賜百千囧。

胡囧問所欲,冏冏不用囧囧郎,

願借囧騧千里足,送囧還故囧。


崮莔聞冏來,出囧相扶囧;

阿冏聞冏來,當戶理囧妝;

小囧聞冏來,磨囧霍霍向囧興。

開囧東囧門,坐囧西囧床;

脫囧戰時囧,著囧舊時囧;

當囧理囧囧,對囧帖囧囧。

出囧看囧伴,囧伴皆囧囧:

同囧十二年,不知冏冏是冏郎。


囧兔囧撲朔,冏兔冏迷離,

兩囧傍地走,安能辨我是囧冏?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

我看到一半就放棄了... ...

真的好囧
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prince wrote:
我看到一半就放棄了... ...

真的好囧


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